CuntWars

I love the fact how porn can be so versatile and I’m also pretty amazed by the creativity men have. Who would have thought that something as simple-looking as porn can be turned into something more engaging – well don’t get me wrong, I know porn is extremely engaging but to turn it into something better? I seriously want to pat the person who has thought of creating porn games in the back and tell him or her how life-changing it was.

Surely you can relate, porn and online games are both extremely addicting, and combining the two is pure genius. I can now freely jerk off to a game character without being frowned upon, unlike back in the days when that topic was such a taboo. Now, the characters who used to be just skimpily dressed are full-on naked with their perky boobs out in the open and sometimes even their cunts are exposed. Now that I’ve mentioned both porn games and cunts, let’s talk about the recent game I’ve been hooked on – Cunt Wars.

Wait, what? Battle of the pussies? 😻

Hold-up, when I say cunt, I mean – well, yeah pussies, but in this case, it’s more proper to say “women”. Cunt Wars is a battle of scantily clad and naked women who need protection and rescuing against vile thugs who keep on harassing them ever since the fall of Pangea where it was left without a ruler.

Cunt Wars is a turn-based RPG (role-playing game) that can also be categorized as a porn card game. You will be playing the role of Adam, a horny dude who’s out to protect, rescue, and provide satisfaction to the bitches of Kingdom Lechery. As you continue your journey and continue rescuing these bitches, they will serve as your warriors (cards) and fight for you. These bitches are hot powerful mages, warriors, and archers. Your efforts will be rewarded because these chicks love to show their “deep” gratitude to their liberator in the form of deep throats and some good old lovin’.

Gameplay, graphics, and all the good stuff

Ever played Hearthstone? If you have, Cunt Wars has some sort of similar feel to it. You’ll have a deck of cards that can be upgraded as you level up and advance in the game. Entering Cunt Wars, you will be guided by a tutorial on how the game is played and how to place the cards on the battlefield. Afterward, Lilith, an NPC (non-player character) will serve as your guide in navigating the game.

Cunt Wars Map

There are 11 areas on the map that you can go to:

• Harassment Hall – this is where you can check your level, might, deck, level-up your cards, and fight other players in the arena
• Shop – where you can buy rare cards to help you advance to the next level, this is also the place to go if you’d like to buy gems that you can use to summon new bitches, recharge resources, and speed up chest unlocks
• Journey – this is like the quest area of the game, it’s where you can unlock more bitches so they can join your army
• Dark Tower – become the bitch of the Tower of Gods by participating in matches against other players every day. The more you win, the more rewards you can get
• Brawl – the place where you can challenge random players and you’ll receive various rewards for each victory
• Divine Arena – win and earn rare chests every three days when you take part in the magic matches in the arena
• Guild – invite your friends and form a guild of your own so you can fight as a guild and defeat other guilds
• Raids – this bit is a mini-game, more of like a tower defense type of game where you’d have to protect your castle, capture citizens, and attack the enemies
• Gem Mine – this is a VIP feature, when activated, the gem mine will give you a daily supply of free gem
• Gold Mine – destroy gold statues to earn gold that you can use to buy or upgrade your bitches

Gameplay

It’s pretty nice that there are a lot of mini-games to help me improve and level up my cards because I noticed that the matching seems a bit off. I’m a beginner but I was already matched with high-level players which kind of felt unfair. There are three kinds of cards; Rare, Epic, and Legendary, you’ll be able to purchase these at the Shop. Chests are given after each victory and they commonly contain coins and cards that you can use for battle. Winning matches will give you rewards that will help you advance in the game.

Slutty Graphics

The graphics of Cunt Wars is pretty decent, there are a lot of artworks spread throughout the game. The main theme is of course hentai, where most of the bitches are scantily dressed or not dressed at all. It was very stimulating and I had a hard time choosing my deck because my dick was swelling up. I was pretty impressed with the effects during battles, they’re not that flashy but not too shabby either.

Joining Cunt Wars

It’s absolutely free to join Cunt Wars, you’ll just have to key in the basic information that is needed; email address, password, provide the confirmation code that was sent on the email you used in signing up, and voila! What’s more, you can play Cunt Wars without signing up but you won’t get the free 150 gems and interact with other users in the general chat.

Purchasing Gems 💎

Gems are a great way to help you advance in the game. In Cunt Wars, Gems have a lot of valuable uses, you’ll be able to purchase Rare, Epic, and Legendary cards that will help you beat other players in the arena, with gems you can recharge your resources, and open gems without waiting. Here are the current prices of Gems:

• 150 + 150 gems for only $4.99 (First-time offer)
• 750 + 750 gems for only $19.99 (First-time offer)
• 2,000 + 2,000 gems for only $49.99 (First-time offer)
• 4,500 + 4,500 gems for only $99.99 (First-time offer)

You can also use gems to buy Coins that you can use for leveling up your bitches

• 25,000 coins for 150 gems
• 100,000 coins for 500 gems

Is Cunt Wars worth playing?

Playing Cunt Wars is addictive, I initially thought I wouldn’t love the game because I found battling PvP in the arena as pretty challenging, but the more you get challenged, the more you’d get hooked and the game is really pretty rewarding. It’s gratifying to see the progress of your bitches and character. I personally like card games because it makes my mind work. The awesome artwork of naked girls is a huge plus because my dick had a great time as well. Try it and see for yourself.